I think, today, on the day of the inaguration of our 44th president, the foremost question on most people's minds is this: Can our new president dunk?
This issue weighs heavily on the American public. What better way to settle a dispute between warring countries than a quick game of one-on-one?
I would love nothing more than to see President Obama crossover, jab-step, then blow by Kim Jong-Il for a nasty teabagging rim rocker.
Imagine a world where a political summit included a charity game including the likes of Jessica Alba, Jack Nicholson, Snoop Dogg, Jessica Biel, and Justin Timberlake sitting on the sidelines cheering on.
Border dispute? That's a game of 21. Imagine Russian President Medvedev playing some Euro style hoops versus Obama's hard nosed Eastern Conference style defense.
This, my friends, is a great day, for basketball.
He can dunk.
If it weren't for my stupid web filter at work I'd be scouring the net for footage of this right now.